When your norton anti virus software expires you are going to get a pop up warning from them. It is actually pretty funny what it says. See below. Great marketing by them. Scare you so you renew it!!!
A Friend of mine forwarded me this joke- thought it was funny enough to post. I am jewish so it isnt that offensive!!
Four Jewish ladies were sitting around playing Mah Jongg.
The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all for such a long time, and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But don’t worry, I have never stolen from any of you and never will. We have been friends for too long.”
One of the other ladies says, “Well, since we are having true confessions, I am a nymphomaniac, but don’t Sorry. I have not hit on any of your husbands, and never will, they don’t interest me. We have been friends for too long.”
“Well”, says the third lady, “I too must confess. The reason I never married is that I am a lesbian, but don’t worry. I will never hit on any of you. We have been friends for too long, and I don’t want to ruin our friendship.”
The fourth lady stands up and says, “I have a confession to make also. I am a yenta, so please excuse me, I have a lot of calls to make.”
This has to be a pretty Twisted Parody. Although it has been a few months since Billy has passed away, South Park decieds to put out a parody with him in it. They are so twisted. Let the poor guys soul rest. Anyway…. Here it is… Judge for yourself.
Here is a Great example of a Karaoke song that went horribly WRONG!!!
Some Very interesting Facts.
Even if you aren’t a sports fan this is very interesting!
36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 Repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits,
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
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United States Congress
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
You gotta pass this one on!
