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9 Annoying Things About People

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, “Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Dang right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say, “It’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!

5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor..

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and can’t be new.

8.When people say “life is short”. What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?

Compliments of Alana Bess

Dos Equis Man as a KID

What did the Dos Equis Man look like when he was young?
You ever wondered what the Dos Equis Man (the most interesting man in the world) looked like when he was Younger? Here are some snapshots we found from Dos Equis archives. Rumor has it that he was born as not only the most interesting man in the world, but the Coolest kid in the world. He always had the swag. These are exclusive pictures. No one else has them, only available on joelbess.com. You can see the pictures and videos of what he looks like as an old man over here. But Rumor has it that he isn’t half as interesting as he was when he was a youth.

Introducing Joseph Bess

Joseph Bess is the coolest guy alive. Mega swag.

And here is another.

Robbie Decides to Transform

I am outside my parents house when Robbie decides to transform into a transformer. Yes, he is that out to lunch 🙂
He is just to eat up

 

 
Then he does the same thing with a Bakugan