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Walmart Sweeping Nation

Ever Wonder how fast Walmart has conquered just the United States. Check out this 15 second Video that will show you how fast the Walmart Epidemic has spread across the US. Its incredible to image that just one person started this. Sam Walton was the pioneer behind this Multi Billion dollar business. The United States Consumer Price, and Spending Index is now measured by Walmart sales and figures. Go Figure.

Check it out….

Zack Brown | Optimal Fusion Fun With Sexy Sax Man

So Zack Brown The Vice President of Sales and Marketing at Optimal Fusion just had his 30th birthday. We didn’t really know what to do for him. Tom, a colleague of ours had a great idea. There is this guy named Sergio Flores who is an internet sensation who is known for crashing places with his saxophone and playing George Michael’s “Careless Whisper”. People Generally get annoyed and kick him out. His original video got over 4.5 million views. You can see that video HERE. So on that Fateful Friday morning, while Zack was waiting to have a meeting with me at 11:00 AM. This is what happened.

Blackberry – Finally You did IT!!

We have all been waiting for this day. Blackberry has finally come out with an iPhone like device people call it the iPhone killer – lets wait and see..
BlackBerry 6 software sneak peek. Its got a new BlackBerry Browser and Social Feeds applications.

Dan Gilberts Response

Are You kidding? Did he just write this official response in this font? How are you supposed to take him serious?

You can see the full letter here

Dan Gilberts Response - Look at the font

 

My Bet with Hershberg

So I lost a bet with Dovi Hershberg. It was such a minor bet. Funny thing is that it was over a 16.00 thing. Anyway, I cant go down by just giving him 1000.00 in cash. I had to do something creative.
I decided to order from my bank 1000.00 in nickles. I had Danny help unload all the nickles in a few bags. While he was at dinner, i coordinated with Gradon to have his trunk unlocked. While he was eating, I dumped the 20k nickles in his trunk…. Here is how it played out….

Do infomercial Products work?

Check out what MSNBC had to say about some of the hottest infomercial products out there. They give a pretty detailed review on some of the products here.

infomercial-products

Billy Mays on South Park

This has to be a pretty Twisted Parody. Although it has been a few months since Billy has passed away, South Park decieds to put out a parody with him in it. They are so twisted. Let the poor guys soul rest. Anyway…. Here it is… Judge for yourself.

Forget PhotoShop

You no Longer need photoshop – check out this new technology that has been created by some chinese students.  Insert elements into a sketch and VOILA – it creats an actual picture. AMAZING.

PhotoSketch: Internet Image Montage from tao chen on Vimeo.

The Infomercial Stopper

This was sent to me by one of the pioneers in the infomercial industry
Funny parody

More Google

Google in Hebrew

Google in Hebrew

 

White People Stole My Car

There is a BBM or email going around now – and I am just trying to show how powerful Google is….
Here is a picture of what is being sent around

White People Stole My Car Google Results Original

White People Stole My Car Google Results Original www.joelbess.com

Its offensive – yes. I agree.

If you went to google trends an hour after it was passed around and after the whole world twittered the pic –
you will see this as the Hottest trends.

White People Stole My Car Google Trend Results

White People Stole My Car Google Trend Results www.joelbess.com

Now look at what happens when you type in that phrase in Google
look how many google results there are already with blogs and all.

AMAZING

White People Stole My Car Google Results

White People Stole My Car Google Results www.joelbess.com

 

Oy Vey Google

What do I have to do to Thank you!!

Thanks GOOG

Thanks GOOG

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Follow Me on Twitter – Im told its Comical

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Error on Page

Nothing Get me more upset on a Website when you see this on the bottom left of your web page

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